Win At Losing Weight
Bob Lost 86 Pounds In 3 1/2 Weeks!
by George Pierce

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Acme has come out with a new weight loss plan for people who want to lose a lot of weight fast.  Bob calls in on Acme's ad and orders Step One, a one week program to lose 10 pounds.  

Early Monday morning,  Grace, a beautiful you woman shows up at Bob's door.  She is wearing a scanty sun dress, a pair of  Reebok sneakers, and a sign.  She lets bob know that she is from Acme and asks him to read the sign.  It reads, "If you can catch me, I am yours!"  

Without thinking, Bob is in hot pursuit of Grace.  For seven days, Bob fails to catch Grace,  but he does lose 11 pounds and signs up for Step Two.  Step Two is a ten day program to lose 20 pounds.  

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Early Monday morning, Tara, an equally beautiful woman shows up at Bob's door.  Tara is wearing a sign and Reeboks and nothing else.  Tara's sign say, "Catch me and I am yours!"  For 10 days Bob chases Tara until he can barley breathe.  He does not catch her, but he does lose 23 pounds!  Of course. Bob is ready to sign up for Step Three.  Tara warns him that Step Three promises at least a 30 pound weight loss in 7 days and that it  is the final and most intense step.  Bob is sure that he is ready for Step Three so he signs up.

Early Thursday morning, Carl, rather large and muscular, shows up at Bob's door wearing only Reeboks and a sign.  Carl's sign said, "If I catch you, you are mine!"  Bob was able to elude Carl for the following seven days and lost a whopping 52 additional pounds!


How To Stay Motivated To Lose Weight - The Psychology of Weight Loss Success

Motivation has two facets:.

#1 Goals - short term, medium term. and long term.  
#2:  Purpose - your reason(s) why.

Bob's GOAL was to lose weight.  Bob's purpose was to catch Grace or Tara or not be caught by Carl.

Purpose is what will keep you on track and/or help you to get back on track.  Your purpose equals your underlying reasons for weight loss.  Emotional reasons are the ones that work best.


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A few examples of purpose relative to losing weight:

Less pain
More energy
Look better
More attention from your spouse or partner
Feel better
Play with your kids or grand kids
Breathe easier
Engage in more activities
Reduce or stop medications
Enjoy life again

Goals will help you to reach your weight loss destination.  Having a purpose will help you think 'long term' and 'permanent' and act accordingly.  As a free member, you can learn more about purpose and mindset and how you can use these skills to finally lose weight and maintain that weight loss. It is part of your 30 day training course.  Membership is free and so is the training course.  

My friends, I thank you for reading and wish you much success on your weight loss journey.

Kindest Regards,
George Pierce
Founder of Win At Losing Weight


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